if you say anything about richard gere or anus, i will smash you.
here are my ideas so far:
- wear a big coat/jacket with an oversized inside pocket and without a shirt underneath. that way, when they say "take off your coat, miss," i can say, "i'm naked under, do i need to prove it to you?"
- put him in a small custom made drawstring pouch and tie the laces around my leg. and wear a poofy 19th century petticoat.
- feed him nyquil (without killing him) and put him in the pocket of my hoodie.