- " go check it out, it's still fresh and liquid"
- "For further explanation, the turd is roughly the size of a small squirrel."
- " a SQUIRREL??? that whole f*&%ing thing is the size of a squirrel!!"
- "Given the dispersion and probably trajectory of the stuff, I think it had to be a larger animal. Small animals just don't have that much spray factor."
- "there was a LOT of this poop"
- "very liquidy"
too good/bad to be true.